Yeah, this is probably the only time you'll ever hear me say that, but...

 Tom Waits is TOURING.  Touring in KENTUCKY.  And while that is cute and charming and vaguely Gothic in a way I'm sure Mr. Waits is delighted about, THAT DOESN'T HELP ME SEE HIM.

If you're into contributing to a fund that would pay for my airfare or a rental car and the (surely) exorbitant ticket cost, please let me know...

More tour dates here, if any of our Boston-based peeps will be heading out to Chicago, Detroit, or Memphis over the summer:
http://tomwaits.radicalwacko.com/